Jump from a car;
Open the door and fling you're self out of the car in the opisite direction. Keep you're legs straight arms crossed and when you hit the road then or ground roll! Easy!
to survive a train crash when in the bathroom;
Sit on the floor with your back to the engine, bend your knees, and clasp your hands behind your neck.
determine when to bribe a third world policeman;
an officer does not cuff you or write you a ticket, but expresses a desire to resolve the problem on the spot.
win a sword fight
make a steady, quick blows up and down and left and right with the sword
eat tree bark
the light colored layer of the of the inner bark can be eaten raw or cooked.
eat a lizard
skin the lizard and remove the guts, cook the meat, and eat it when the surface bubbles cracks.
Thank you my peeps! There will be more posts like this in a while. And the lizard I wouldn't make it for it is wretched! :)
5 comments:
Cool, but I hope I won't need to imply your info on eating a lizard. :)
Good one, dudettes.
You should see what I have in plain for Christmas! Any one who wants to know how to stop a charging Reindeer better stick around!!!!!
Where'd ya find these? The Survival Guide Series. xD I have the books.
Man you're good! Though I got them from the board game.
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